"paraone" from our forums described these guys as being mystical shamans of weed, which is about the most accurate description possible.
"Rasgeese" sleeps 14 hours a day.
Okay buddy, that anger you feel, whatever you say.
Weed is the answer to everything according to "Sir Les"
Woah, so you mean you can like, remember where stuff is in a room and then close your eyes and walk around? That's heavy, man. Marijuana truly is the gateway to understanding the universe.
They call this one the theory of Illegible Design.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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