I'm not sure the average person would believe it's "ominous" Apple's logo is of... an apple. But hey, what do I know, I obviously have not gone my own way.
BREAKING NEWS: FAT WOMAN SPOTTED IN TRUCK. THIS PROVES... WHATEVER IT IS THAT I'M PROVING.
Somebody please warn all the cats in Georgia to stay away from homes populated by nearly naked men holding shotguns.
Wait, so he thinks a mirror is intelligent life? It can't even breathe or play video games, what the hell?
We certainly hope you enjoyed the feelgood experience of seeing Men Go Their Own Way, that way apparently being in the direction of a mental institution. If you know of any other insanely nutty forums, drop me the URL. And let me beat you clever assholes to the punch by saying "ha ha the Something Awful Forums owned ha ha ha im so clever and original ha ha ha rekt ha ha lol i live in a shed."
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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