When he uses an ellipsis it makes it sound so much more threatening and serious.

Hell yeah!

Every time someone tells me I stink on the computer it hurts so deeply.

There are probably girls out there that would love to share in Jonathan's love for food, anime, and video game music, but I'll bet you that not one of them weighs less than 250.

I'm surprised that there's no mention of a cure for psoriasis in here somewhere.

"If life was actually anime we wouldn't be having this discussion!"

Look in your heart, you already know the answer.

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