How is this bad for animals? Personally, I'd get a kick out of knowing my pee was in your shampoo bottle.

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"hyperactive_lil_faerie103" sticks it to the Man by making one of the Man's thousands of employees take 45 seconds to read a prepared statement off of a card.

Chickens can go to hell for all I care, those barbecue honey wings are awesome.

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