A lot of religious groups say that if you masturbate all sorts of bad things will happen to your penis. The truth is that masturbation makes your penis bigger. Don't believe me? Just ask your mom.
My girlfriend sprays her colon on me too.
Yeah just stick the head of any girl you see into your armpit and she's yours for the taking.
Make money. Lots of money. We're talking a net worth of over five hundred million dollars here.
Bang them all and let God sort it out.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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