Wow, you've got to be really damn nasty to surprise a janitor.
Good communication is the cornerstone of every relationship, but communication that's too good can work against you.
I'm pretty sure "Stinger" steals all of his post ideas from those old Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer SNL skits.
"Bryian" had a hard day stealing that extra letter, so it was good to finally relax.
What would we do if we didn't have "Dork" around to articulate things so nicely?
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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