Have you ever read something so profound and incredible that you just started bleeding out of your nose and ears? That shouldn't be happening, maybe you should see a doctor.

I'm not a psychologist, but if I were and I read this I'd say "What the fuck??!?"

VANDALS.

It seems like you always encounter the most helpful strangers on creepy and gross websites.

Kisses and Hugs!!! And soap!!!!!

If I'm stinking up a bathroom the last thing I need is a wizard hanging around.

That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Gigatron, rbk, Dr. Balls, The Red Baron, Doghouse MD, Math Mutant, cranius, GiNGiS IV, Rheuka, Pretzelcoatl, gobbles, Glumwheels, Vermain, CuddleChunks, Rygar, and holiday styles.

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