I feel like I'm losing 10 IQ points per hour reading gems from the likes of "Norseman" and "sbrocker8."
They whine now about "apes" playing sports but I didn't see anyone bitching when Air Bud came out.
Beating the hell out of your kids makes them better people. Thanks for the tip, white supremacy guy!
Somewhere, a Dale Earnhardt shrine went unadmired for a few moments.
Holla if you're down with boots.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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