Circle of Life
A simple life sciences forum that somehow became the world epicenter for questions asking for help with bread mold, horse anatomy, and egg-related science projects. Why those things? It's part of the mystery, that's why.
Nobody's ever drawn a horse falling down with a boner before. No, nobody, EVER.
Hell yeah, I totally high five all my house plants.
Maybe you're going to the wrong zoo.
Good luck on your impossible quest for survival!
It will have the effect of the token stupid lady in your office forwarding you emails about Mars appearing as large as the moon in the night sky.
I'M ON IT!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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