"Ladies and gentlemen?" I doubt there's a single woman that even came close to caring about this post, let alone multiple.
Try the door to your house once in a while.
"Put your butts all over me!" is kind of a personal motto for Keith.
dzulhelmi is just like Superman with his own fortress of solitude, but instead of kryptonite he's paralyzed by social situations.
Oh okay I wasn't really sure about Firefox until you posted parts of your level 13 elf bard's backstory.
Whatever happened to normal hobbies? A lot of these guys would be better off fooling around with a chemistry set, launching model rockets, or doing any other activity that could cause serious injury.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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