Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name. Please go back in time and make sure these people never existed, or at least never purchased a computer. Thanks a ton. Amen.
People ask questions, then other people give answers that are either incorrect or have nothing to do with the question. Just like most of the rest of the Internet.
Some college really screwed up when they let go of this wizard of logic.
Yeah right, "internet cops"
IT'S THE FEDS, CHEESE IT!!
Give it up Marcus, we know you're the IRS.
In most states, sure.
"brian" is actually "brain" misspelled.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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