Why hasn't anyone written a poem about those GPS ankle bracelets yet?

Damn Hollywood fatcats!

Doesn't the fact that someone wrote a survival guide sort of hint that, hey, maybe this is not acceptable behavior?

Not only is "Electra13" a pedophile, he's a selfish one too.

"First dial 9, then 1, then 1 again."

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