Let's begin today by putting this whole Half Life 2 fiasco into perspective.
I think "EvilMage" should hire a lawyer and sue Blizzard Entertainment, the kid who reported him, the kid's ISP, his ISP, his parents, A&E Biography channel, and myself.
"monkeydance13" is in a pickle of a situation here.
I will never make fun of the Gamecube's resemblance to an Easy Bake Oven ever again after reading "gamecubeguru123's" sacred commandments.
Remember that game where you had to yell at Pikachu to do shit and all he did was shoot lightning out of his ass and make light of your mother's weight? Yeah that was a good game.
Unfortunately the market cannot sustain two queer anime card games at the same time.
I really wanted to see "vnatik's" powerful druid but I kept saying, "I'll go a little later. I'll go a little later." And when I finally went he was gone. I asked the moderator if he'd ever be back again and he said he didn't know.
An action shot of "bad boy killa" making up for his incredibly tiny penis.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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