Virtual Teen
Being young and dumb is harder these days than it's ever been. Those in this world who are lucky enough to become Virtual Teens have access to all the inadequate brains of their fellow Virtual Teens via their fantastic forum, and maybe, on the day technology permits, they will all be able to combine into one normally functioning human brain.
Take that, sofa! That'll teach you to be soft and comfortable!
"trebbor0" makes the world go 'round. Around him, that is. He's gross.
The next time anyone says the public education system is adequate you can show them this.
I AM FREAKING OUT RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT
Let's all talk about how much we touch ourselves, it isn't weird or anything.
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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