Paid a visit by his old young girlfriend, age 13, our despicable hero attempts damage control.

I think I'm going to be sick.

Amber Alert, any minute now.

Oh Tony, you don't know how good you make me feel, Tony. Tony.

Tony? TONY!!!!!

There's no doubt in my mind that someday "TK n Happy Ness" will meet the right woman. One with the perfect ratio of desperation to mental illness.

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