That hot Conehead daughter took a turn for the worse.
You can't make an exception to Mormon doctrine just because you happen to be a nerd with a Star Wars fetish.
A nice moment between your brother and you has now been turned into fodder for my stupid Internet column. Good job.
How do I report offensive images? Good God.
Oh God, I think I can almost see a brown stain...
Is that... my high school English teacher??? Oh Christ I think it might be!
Just thought I'd include a little somethin' for Lowtax in this one. Enjoy, buddy.
The next Charlie's Angels movie is going straight to to DVD.
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