The text is too small but it's worth reading anyway. Really serious stuff here folks. 
These questions are best left to a medical professional. 
A little maturity goes a long way, ON A ZOMBIE ROLE-PLAYING FORUM. 
Notice he never went to a doctor. 
If anyone knows what the hell this guy is talking about please email me. 
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There's already a thread about this. 
A guy on the zombie forum calling the guys on the vampire forum loony. That's rich. 
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