Sounds like it might just need some sunlight.
Not only does mine smell like xbox accessories, but it's huge like an xbox hahaha (xbox is huge is the joke I'm going for here)
Guys, just roll with me on this for a second...
WHOA WHOA WHOA.... JUST HOLD ON ONE GOD DAMN SECOND.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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