LOOK, a special bonus edition of Goon zine for the scariest, Slenderman-iest day of them all!
Straight up, no lie, I will bite you up. I'm not even hungry, I'll just bite you anyway to prove a point. Drain that shit into this sick goblet and note the various flavors of your dumbass blood.
The printed word isn't dead. It just smells that way because it won't leave the damn basement and get a job.
It's like an online webzine, one that was lovingly handcrafted on recycled paper in a run of 6, then scanned onto a computer and uploaded onto a web site.
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