The Definitive Guide to Modern Warfare 2 Multiplayer
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How to Survive Thanksgiving
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And Now a Word From Our Sponsors...
Please welcome four new advertisers to Something Awful, all of which provide wonderful goods and / or services in exchange for monetary units.
The 2009 Flour and Grain Expo Commercial!
Witness the thrills and chills that can only be experienced during at the largest convention dedicated to flour and grain processing!
If Villains Used Internet Forums
Famous villains seek out advice on the internet. What they receive is, well, what you expect they would receive.
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How to Build Your Own PC
Building your own PC is no longer a dream just out of mortal man's reach! This helpful, instructive guide will teach you every tip and trick needed to build your very own computer in a matter of seconds! Probably!
Blade Runner 2.0
In the year 2091 AD, a race of futuristic bounty hunters called "Blade Runners" are tasked with exterminating a deadly breed of lifelike robots known as "Replicoids." When Replicoid Cy Borg threatens to take over the entire internet using an advanced computer virus, Blade Runner Deckard 2.0 must stop him... or else all humanity may be destroyed!
20 Chilling Classics of Terror!
Something Awful reviews 20 horrible movies with brutal efficiency.
M.C. Puppet
A couple of inner city rappers stumble upon a seemingly innocent ventriloquist dummy while searching for marijuana in their grandmother's attic. After accidentally performing a rap song which transforms ventriloquist dummies into Satanic killers, the two rappers realize they must battle this evil by using the powers of rap and also their handguns.
The 2009 Awful Energy Drink Review Bonanza! (Part 1)
Something Awful reviews more rancid energy drinks.
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The IFC wants to give away money for Photoshops!
The Something Awful 2009 Mock NFL Draft
Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka and "Doctor" David Thorpe predict the 2009 NFL draft. Get your fantasy picks in now!
