M.C. Puppet (2005) (V)
|User Rating:||1.6/10 19 votes|
|Writer:||Max Pockets (written by)|
J.Z. "Floozy" Floss
Alberto Peon (original poem)
|Release Date:||27 December 2004 (USA) more |
|Genre:||Horror | Puppetry Gone Wrong | Horror About Puppets In the Hood | Movies Featuring Absolutely No Puppets In Them | Erotic Arts|
|Also Known As:||"Nigga Watch Out Fo Dat Motherfucken' Puppet, That Shit Gonna Fuck You Face Up!"|
|Tagline:||From da' wood to da' hood, this puppet gonna kill you up good!|
|Plot:||A couple of inner city rappers stumble upon a seemingly innocent ventriloquist dummy while searching for marijuana in their grandmother's attic. After accidentally performing a Satanic rap song able to transform nearby ventriloquist dummies into bloodthirsty killers, the two rappers realize they must battle this evil by using the powers of rap and friendship and also handguns.|
|Plot Keywords:||Rappers Shouting | Bathtubs | Woman Who Blinks Her Eyes and Then Uses the Phone | Visible Sweat | Movies Not Featuring Icebergs | Moist Dirt | Bass | Protagonist Ending a Sentence With a Preposition | Sexy Yet Awkward Tribute to Lance Armstrong|
|User Comments:||there are no puppets in this movie............. where are the puppets more |
The High Times "DOPE FLICK OF THE YEAR" Award (2005)
|Redman||...||Da Hitman Stabbz|
|Thizza Chillz||...||MC Commander Buckshot Grill|
|Corben Bernsen||...||Whitey Preston Esquire III|
|Corben Bernsen||...||Police Chief Adolf Zitler|
|Corben Bernsen||...||Grand Wizard Klansman Serpentine Von Hideous|
|Loretta Devine||...||Luscious Mama|
Coolio's character was originally intended to be played by Doris Roberts, but she dropped out at the last minute, citing "urethra concerns."
During day four of filming, a 1966 Lincoln Continental drove into the set, killing three interns and the boom operator. Coolio bravely demanded to continue filming, claiming "they were dead to me anyway."
Corben Bernsen nearly had to pull out of the filming due to a scheduling conflict with another movie he was starring in, "Meat Phantom." Director Max Pockets coerced Bernsen by letting him wear his patented Meat Suit throughout the film, despite numerous complaints from cast and crew.
The rare, unrated version of "M.C. Puppet" contains a 38-minute long sex scene between Loretta Devine's character Luscious Mama and M.C. Puppet. Devine was unable to continue filming after multiple rehearsals of this sequence due to vaginal splinters. Director Max Pockets decided to kill her character off-camera and step in as X-Taz's new love interest. The only reference to her disappearance occurs when X-Taz asks where his girlfriend is, and Da Hitman Stabbz says "she died due to somethin' nasty."
Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): During the amusement park car chase scene, X-Taz says he needs to smoke some weed to calm his nerves, but in the subsequent shot he is shown writing "FUCK ARBOR DAY" on posterboard.
[X-Taz and Da Hitman Stabbz are rummaging around their grandmother's attic]
Da Hitman Stabbz: Hey while we up here in the attic, you wanna peep these rhymes I been writin' for the rap-off?
X-Taz: Thank god you guys are here! That dummy just killed Fat Clarence! We gotta stop him!
Luscious Mama: I guess it's time for bed.
[M.C. Puppet's charred corpse is in the background.]
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1 out of 18 people found the following comment useful:-
man i dont get this movie, 4 August 2008
Author: wildarms304 from United States
im sorry but i watched this film at least 15 times and i dont understand it at all..... ok first off why does the inner city rap competition take place in a cellar? and the cellar also looks like the house where their grandma lives and also later on in the part where they talk to the president his oval ofice is the same cellar except theres a rug over one of the pipes and a drawing of an eagle on posterboard. and maybe its my crappy TV but the president of the Us looks like a dog spray painted white wearing a wig or something/
ALSo i am confused by the ending, when coolio dies redman tries to bring him back to life using the magic lapel pin he got from the dummy but then he says "it didnt work" but then collio walks in and says "it worked" and i dont know if this is an error with my dvd but theres a bunch of asian words at the bottom of the screen and one of them looks like mustasche and it changes color when u try to skip chapters. oh and who is the chick who has all the baby racoons come out of her tits becuse she is hot as hell and i want to look for any nude torrents, pls email me at firstname.lastname@example.org thx.
|Trailer for Dinosaur Mall Terror at beginning of DVD||GARY ACE 129|
|is coolio really black or was it just cg||eagleluvr|
|SO WAS MC PUPPET A VAMPIRE THE WHOLE TIME???||furfoxxdanny|
|dont download this movie on bittorrent it has a ram virus!!!!!!!!!!||cOsMiC|
|GORGE BUSH WAS THE GREATEST PRESEDENT EVER ASSHOLES||4MOREYEARS|
|MAX POCKETS RIPPED OFF MY IDEA AND I CAN PROVE IT ON MY W||shotgun666|
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