Why Aren't More Millennials Worshipping the God-Emperor?
Like any child growing up in the 80s, my parents and schoolteachers taught me the importance of respecting and obeying the Emperor of Mankind, lest I be cast aside to suffer all eternity in the warp. Unfortunately, recent polls have shown that millennials are abandoning these sacred tenets, choosing to lead a life of heresy amongst the xenos.
