No One Cares That You Haven't Started Shopping
We get it. Diligence and/or consideration aren't your strong suits.
The Museum of Hollywood's Ball Busting
A cared for collection of second long subversive kinks found in Hollywood releases, saved forever in 240p.
Dweebs in the ALCS, Jocks in the NLCS
To fully comprehend the separation between the have and have-nots in the ALCS and the NLCS, we must compare to realms beyond baseball.
How is Hydrogen Peroxide so Cheap?
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
How to Sleep Without Air Conditioning
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Helping Your Real Friends Move
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Great Work, Toledo!
Of all the bad things that could have happened to Toledo--tetanus endemic, Spartacus level riots of human trafficking victims, the sudden realization of its trapped existence in north west Ohio-- succumbing to a temporary algae bloom is pretty damn good.
Dota2 is right. Our parents are wrong.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
Beginner's Guide to the Gym
Overall, your general self-confidence should be peaking somewhere between First Slow Song At Middle School Dance and Being Late For A Prostate Examination.
The Anatomy of a World Cup Flop
Everyone hates it, but few understand the complex dance of the flop.
This Coffee Shop Isn't Your Office
I guess your $2 cup of coffee came with squatter's rights. Comets circle the earth and come crashing back before you plan on getting up.
This Startup Needs a Nerf Gun
Nerf Guns are as much a part of the industry as premature diabetes or an insurmountable gender gap.
The International’s Updated Stretch Goals
With a prize pool of $4.5 million and growing, Dota 2 has taken their stretch goals to the next level.
Should you watch NHL or NBA Playoffs?
This is what we're stuck with. Where it's less about which sport is better than which sport manages to humiliate itself slightly less.
Summer Vacation Guide For Life After College
Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
Shorts Early Adopters
It doesn’t matter that it’s still forty degrees out, the future is here and it’s in the form of two gross twigs sticking out a pair of khakis.
You pinched me on St. Patrick’s Day. Today you pay.
As if listening to Irish punk music wasn’t enough. This is an official warning: Holidays Just Got Real.
Stop Hating on Winter
Instead of complaining about the cold, ask yourself where Spring has been all this time.
NBC Olympic Coverage Power Ranking
What's trending in NBC's cutting edge coverage of the 2014 Olympics
Choose Your Own Humanities Career
Finding a job with a humanities degree? Prepare yourself for the hardest journey of them all!
I need Tauntaun guts.
If this polar vortex means Hoth-like temperatures, then I deserve Hoth-like amenities.
