Catholic Freebies, submitted by J Coleman. Everybody in the world likes free stuff! How can you not like free stuff? I mean it's not like you paid anything for it, so even if it sucks you have no reason to complain! Just like this site; we're providing free entertainment and if you don't like it then you can just shove a sock into your mouth and put yourself in a wheelbarrow and have your mom roll you down a cliff where you'll fall safely into the back of an ambulance but then the ambulance will crash into a nuclear warhead and you'll die. How do you like them apples, Percival?!?

Anyway, Catholic Freebies is a great website which offers free stuff to good Catholic soldiers who are willing to fight Satan and all forms of good taste by publicly displaying these holy monstrosities to the outside world. There's so much great free crap in this website that I don't even know where to begin! Help me, Jesus!

Catholic Graphics For Parish Events, Bulletins, Apostolates, Schools and Home Use. - Catholic1 Publishing offers an extensive selection of Catholic graphics suitable for parish events, bulletins, apostolates, school and home use.

Child Art Desktop Wallpaper - Christian Children`s Fund strives to create an environment of hope and respect for needy children of all cultures and beliefs in which they have opportunities to achieve their full potential, and provides practical tools for positive change - to children, families and communities.

Invest Your Money In Companies That Don`t Offend Christ - Get this free information packet about mutual fund investments today.

Wow! Jesus sure is a sucker for secure financial planning and fantastic savings! Way to go Jesus, and thank you very much! I'll be sure to vote for you in the upcoming annual "Son Of God" election!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)

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