Project X - the search for the Chosen Ones, submitted by Ultramega. Maybe I'm getting senile in my old age, but it's becoming more and more difficult to make any sense of half the sites on the Internet. This site, for example, breaks my head in several places. Reading a big block of text such as the one I'm about to quote is impossible for me. Well, it is possible, except for the fact those poor words are slammed together into a big gas chamber and no meaning escapes the poisoned air. Actually, I'm sure it has a great meaning, but I am not retarded enough to appreciate it.

Like all of you, in these accelerating Times of Shifts and Changes we have been endlessly looking for the others, the Chosen Ones, for additional people to share, to tell what we have gone through, what is taking place around us right now, and what still awaits ahead for the humankind. For, as we were told at the beginning of our spiritual journey:
You have the future, I have the past,
Together we create the world.
You have strolled the World Wide Web, seeking an information, a clue, anything that sounded similar to the things you have experienced. The Internet offered too much, but almost not a thing. You went through infinite chat rooms and Instant Messengers numbers, trying to reach those, who are, like yourself, as arrogant and unusual as it may sound, the Chosen Ones, other souls, who are now spiritually awakening. Since you've somehow reached this site, you haven't failed. For our group truly had supernatural experiences, amazing encounters, breathtaking visions, dreams, which told us our past and world's future.

By the means of these webpages we hope to draw the attention of those who received preternatural guidance and messages from various origins. Dreams, visions, trance, hypnosis, abductions and many more; any means are relevant when you speak of event(s), which altered your perspective of the world, of the Universe, of the Existence.

Thusly, because you are now aware of this awesome site, you are a chosen one and you have had some really supernatural experiences in your time. Congrats, I hope it was as exciting for you as it was for me.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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