Everquest II Pizza, submitted by OMGWTFBBQ. Great news for those of you too lazy to actually use a telephone while playing Everquest II; you can now order a pizza from inside the game. Blue faggot needs food badly.
While playing EverQuest II just type /pizza and a web browser will launch the online ordering section of pizzahut.com. Fill in your info and just kick back until fresh pizza is delivered straight to your door.
Now if only they will add a "/feedandnurturechildren" command to Everquest we'll be all set!
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