Ann's Bra Shop, submitted by Ann's Billboards. Ann's Bra Shop may be the first instance of an Awful Link suggested by a billboard. Ann's has a lot of advertising along the vile interstates of Missouri that I had reason to traverse recently. Her billboards are garish, loaded with text, and pose the eternal question "Got Bra Problems?" I suppose in our own way we all have bra problems, but Ann proudly proclaims she has the "bra solutions". These billboards along with the frequent mention of Mark Twain inspired me to consider the economic feasibility of launching a Mark Twain Bra Shop.
"Got clever or ironic bra problems?" Vroom vroom vroom. "Mark Twain has bra solutions!"
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As for Ann's site, her web developers apparently do not have "HTML solutions". The site is a hideous eyesore, difficult to navigate, and be sure to scope out the splendor of Ann's most recent store. It looks like someone chugged Pepto Bismol and threw up all over the walls.
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