The Unicorn Orgy, submitted by liquorhead. Who wants to spend seven years of their life making furry porno figurines out of paperclay? This guy:
Anyway, I like this dryad (and identify a little bit with her), even though her portrait standing alone looks a little crazy, with her cat eyes and that stuck-out tongue, like a shot from a bad sex film...
Yeah, a dangerously bad sex film. Like the kind of psychotron shit the KGB used to make killing machines. Flash some furry porno with instructions on how to shoot a senator and then the guy wakes up in a cold sweat and finds an attache case with a sniper rifle in it.
I hope those were seven years well spent, Chris.
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