Crochet My Crotch, submitted by Sheep stay for free. For aspiring individuals hoping to learn more about the mysteries contained underneath a woman's clothes, this site will answer all your questions in a way that makes you not want to ever think about crocheting again. I know it's difficult to block the thought of crocheting out of your heads, but you have to do it. Otherwise you'll be reminded that there are idiots out there crocheting vaginas. Because this site contains crocheted images of vaginas, it is not recommended for children or people at work in an environment not suitable for knitted genitals.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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