GrandCross's Sonic Comics, submitted by klfjf. Okay, technically they're comics. And technically they're about Sonic. And technically they're done by somebody who unfortunately refers to themselves as "GrandCross." Yet despite these each of these three elements making sense alone, combined they turn into some horrible gargantuan blob of digital confusion, rendering most victims unconscious within nanoseconds of exposure. The purpose of these "comics" really boggles my mind, like that one game where you have to push those triangles next to each other so you can form a picture of a swan who happens to be composed of triangles.
That's the whole comic. I'm thinking that there was some hilariously witty punchline crammed in between panels but somehow the gif compression level on the person's computer was set to "REMOVE ALL HUMOR." Either that or maybe I don't get it... and I don't think that's the case since I'm "hip" and "with it" and often spout remarkable catchphrases like "where's the beef?" Regardless, that's the comic and I take no responsibility for any damage your nervous system may sustain when exposed to it.
PS: There's no guestbook, but there's yet another retarded tribute to the WTC which makes no sense.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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