There's not much on the Fetish Tots site; no unsettling gallery of sexualized baby photos, no purchasable products. There's a promise that the "Winter 2010" line is on its way, and a "sign up for our newsletter" prompt that likely forwards your e-mail address to the proper authorities. If this just a joke or a sting, though, its creators have shown a commitment beyond this spartan home page, showing up at a street fair with prototypes, including this unicorn-gladiator model. This display was enough to provoke even the man behind the "Carnal San Francisco" blog, someone who's presumably seen some shit over the years, to question "Have We Reached the Edge of Edgy?"
Perhaps this is a performance-art project, based on the rationale "If it gets just one person to think about the erotic commodification of children, it will be worth it." However, it's likely that the only people this project will affect in any way are actual perverts, who will become confused and frustrated when they can't order functional pacifier ball gags.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.