Thanksgiving ranks among America's unfunniest national happenings, so I wasn't surprised that an ALotD inbox search returned only a handful of suggestions, mostly novelty-product hoaxes and weird PETA torture videos. That leaves thepointless.com's take on the turkey, which isn't especially awful, but it'll do, because dammit, it's a holiday!

Turkies are large reptiles that only live on farms.

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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