Submitted by David B.
~I'm the dweeb, the geek with future bleak, the dorkwad and the nerd
The gangly creep, the otaku freak, the lord of all that spergs.
Lacking all clues, in Wal-Mart shoes, disappointment to my parents,
the biggest boob on all Youtube and Chris Chan's heir apparent~
-Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey, a thing I seriously spent 10 minutes writing
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!