Submitted by Julian C.
Dear God, Jesus or Santa,
I have been good lately. I have cut way down on blaspheming your holy names, haven't kicked a homeless person in nearly a month and despite being routinely subjected to the worst videos ever conceived, I have managed to write this article for nearly three years without flying into a single homicidal rampage.
All I ask in return is to please, please, PLEASE let this be real. Please. I need this. Just this once, I need this. Please.
Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey
""how big wuz the sale"
"one million dolllers" *puts pinky to lip* *fights giant bird pinatas w/ a wire hangar*"
"i love the birdemic theme song.."this is birdemic" "
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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