List of things that are American as FUCK
Submitted by John S.
- Apple Pie
- Baseball
- Voting against your own interests
- Military spending
- Ronald Reagan/John Wayne (tie)
- Dressing up as a wolf and sticking your dick into the asshole of a dude who is dressed up as a fox
- Cowboys
- Wal-Mart/Dying from lack of health care because your terminal brain cancer was deemed a pre-existing condition (tie)
- Chevrolet
- Eating a 16 oz steak, watching some football and nailing your wife all while blissfully unaware that in 10 years time, diabetes will claim your left foot
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