List of things that are American as FUCK

Submitted by John S.

  • Apple Pie
  • Baseball
  • Voting against your own interests
  • Military spending
  • Ronald Reagan/John Wayne (tie)
  • Dressing up as a wolf and sticking your dick into the asshole of a dude who is dressed up as a fox
  • Cowboys
  • Wal-Mart/Dying from lack of health care because your terminal brain cancer was deemed a pre-existing condition (tie)
  • Chevrolet
  • Eating a 16 oz steak, watching some football and nailing your wife all while blissfully unaware that in 10 years time, diabetes will claim your left foot
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