AwfulVision: Swallowing you is easy 'cuz you're so edible!

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Ways that this band is better than the real Van Halen:

• More hair on that fat singer's face than on David Lee Roth's entire head.
• These kids probably wouldn't refer to getting a 50 year old soccer mom drunk and fucking her in the bathroom of a Days Inn a "good night".
• Far fewer instances of faggoty karate stage moves.
• There are more people that have seen this video (currently about 5500) than there are that still care about Van Halen.
• The lead singer of this band would not only eat brown M&Ms, but possibly any nearby furniture that isn't bolted down.
• This band is not entirely made up of zombies that may or may not want to eat my flesh and/or brains.

Critics Corner

"everytime those fags make a video a helpless kitten dies...i think fat guy lost about 50 pounds making this video...and if he jumps one more time he's gonna throw the whole world off it's axes"

-holyhyms92

"every post- same fag"

-morimori23

"GREAT SONG KEEP MAKING THEM"

-coryfrap42