Welcome to the Webcam Ward where we got caught up in an ironic twist of fate involving a trickster genie and 3 wishes, and long story short, we have to watch terrible YouTube videos every two weeks. In this episode, Diabetus and I listen to a rant about local politics.

There's not much to say about Brian Kirk; except that he's an up and coming comedic talent, whose YouTube credits include a night at the improv and various little rants about politics. His joke solution for the recent BP oil spill? Bottle it up and use it to cook with! Perhaps you can make a blackened shrimp out of it! Oh ho ho! I don't know whether to suffix that with audio of a comedic drum clap or the screams of the damned.

In this week's video, Kirk's particular beef is with Florida Governor Charlie Crist, and how annoyed he is that Crist has decided to run as an independent. My beef with Kirk is that he prefixes his videos with maybe the most elementary catchphrase I've ever heard on YouTube. I mean elementary in a very direct sense here; like it's clever only in the context of a third-grader saying it. You'll see.

So the next time you hear someone say something like, "How can an idiot like Glenn Beck be on television?", simply point them at this video and say "Because this is his competition." And they'll say, "Oh I see, thank you for that example," and you'll reply, "Don't thank me, thank the Webcam Ward."

Kirk's irk: Crist

This is the face of the next Jon Stewart, if Jon Stewart were subjected to a lot of brain-damaging radiation Added:
Description: Kirk on Crist (slowbeef's note: Yeah, good description, thanks.)
User: bfkirk
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That does it for this week at the Webcam Ward and if you run into a downright horrible video on the world wide web, let us know!

– Michael "slowbeef" Sawyer and Dia "Diabetus" Betus

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