100% REAL: LEAKED STAR WARS EPISODE 3 SCREENPLAY PART 2

EXT – DEGOBAH – DAY



HAN SOLO sits idly under a knotty tree in the swamp. He is casually throwing sticks

for CHEWBACCA who bounds after them, tongue lolling out and tail wagging.



					HAN SOLO

		I sure hope that Jedi remembers to come back and get

		us. He was supposed to be here hours ago!



Chewbacca, with a stick in his mouth, looks at Han Solo quizzically and wags his 

tail. He drops the stick at Han Solo’s feet.



					HAN SOLO

		I know I shouldn’t be bothering you with my worries.

		You have no conception as to what’s going on in this

		damn galaxy, do you boy?



					CHEWBACCA

		Woof!



					HAN SOLO

				(picks up the stick)

		Atta boy. Let’s keep ourselves amused until that Jedi

		decides to come back here and get us, okay?



Han Solo throws the stick, and Chewbacca bounds after it. Halfway to his 

destination, Chewbacca’s back legs give in beneath him and he falls to the ground, 

squealing. Han Solo jumps up and runs over to check on him.



					HAN SOLO

               What’s the matter, buddy? Oh my goodness... you’re

	       molting again.



We see a series of montage shots of Han Solo being caring and motherly. He brings 

Chewbacca water and bits of rubbish to eat. He pets him. Intercut with his montage 

are special effects shots- Chewbacca’s muscles develop. His paws turn to crude 

hands. From behind, we see him stand upright.



					HAN SOLO

		You’re growing up so fast, buddy. I can’t believe it.

		Three years old and you’re already an Ewok!



					CHEWBACCA

		Chippy chirpy!



					HAN SOLO

		I’d better enjoy these days while you’re still little

		enough to cuddle, Chewy. Before I know it you’ll be a

		Wookie and then it’ll be all business.



Han Solo tenderly hugs Chewbacca. A tear rolls down his cheek as Chewy purrs and

trills contentedly.