Something Awful comprises a truly diverse international community, by which I mean it's like 90 percent American plus a handful of Goons/readers from many other lands! I've seen a fair number of people posting from Japan, Ireland, Australia and the U.K., but I suspect Canada is the official Second Country of the forums, and it's time to show our neighbors to the north that we care! Granted, the SA Forums Goons composed an irresistible Hockey Night in Canada theme, but that was almost three years ago, and we can't rest on that goodwill forever. So, here's the first-ever Canada-centric Comedy Goldmine! As long as you Canucks (it's a term of endearment, right?) are facing terrible usage-based Internet bills, you might as well get some region-specific enjoyment out of it! 
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Loretta Trampface
Captain Equinox
Avril Lavigne (!)
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
About This Column
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.