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Whalley posted:

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: TessP

TessP: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

You: Hey Tess

You: Can you help me find cow car

TessP: Yes, one moment please.

TessP: Hope this information is what you were looking for?

You: Yes it was that is great cow car

TessP: May I further assist you?

You: That is all leave my presence now

GoDie posted:

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: GeorgeM

Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: AprilG

AprilG: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

You: OH THANK GODS

You: we had a horrible incident at the zoo today

You: I NEED YOUR HELP

You: I need to know how to remove glue from a giraffe..

AprilG: what kind of glue

You: i don't know.. a lot of it

You: it's like an epoxy.

You: but it's a giraffee

AprilG: may I ask how it happened?

You: it's all over his neck

You: HE WOULDN'T KEEP THE ZEBRA COSTUME ON.. I KEPT TELLING HIM TO LEAVE IT ALONE BUT HE KEPT BITING AT IT

You: so i glued it to him

You: and now the play is over and i can't get this glue out!!

AprilG: I have been having a bad day but you have made my day

You: PLEASE HELP ME SAVE THIS GIRAFFE

You: oh god..

You: he's got another giraffe stuck to him!!! please jesus find me an answer!!

You: aprilG.. please.. for the giraffe.. and the monkey stuck to him.. please help us

danifestmestny posted:

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: JuliaK

JuliaK: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

JuliaK: What can I help you find?

You: Hi julia i am looking for hunting laws in my area

You: some rascal at the lodge keeps changing the signs

JuliaK: Okay. Are you looking for a particular set of state laws for your area?

JuliaK: Or would this be county?

You: well i'd just want to know: Rabbit season or duck season?

You: check state laws first i suppose

JuliaK: Where do you live?

You: in wisconsin

You: in the woods

You: near the lake

JuliaK: Okay - let me see what I can find....

You: i swear this guy at the lodge must be daffy, he keeps changing the signs like that, he's gotta be nuts right?

You: who would do such a thing i'm so confused

JuliaK: Shhhh....be vewy vewy quiet....I'm finding your information.

JuliaK: *smile*

You: oh great yes i hunt so i must talk like elmer fudd

You: howa bout i tawk like dis den huh uh uh uh uh

You: that hurt julia that cut straight to the core

JuliaK: You sound like you have a terrific sense of humor!

JuliaK: Do you need details about the law or just the dates?

You: details please, i'm atually kinda new to this and i'm trying to learn before i go out for the first time

JuliaK: Okay

JuliaK: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.

You: ok cool that one works

You: looks like i know what's what now

You: DUCK SEASON

JuliaK: Are these results sufficient?

You: yep

JuliaK: Terrific!

JuliaK: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!

JuliaK: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.