Atma
T___A
> ask the old man how to summon the deceiver.
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Crankit
> use that fire trick to burn the vines holding the staff
Atma
7thBatallion
> Grab the staff, get the fuck out of there.
Atma
rcman50166
> hide staff in anus
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Tea Party Crasher
> wrap staff in the human skin
Atma
Taffer
> go east
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cock hero flux
> using vines bind the corpses together into a giant flesh/plant golem
Atma
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