Atma


T___A

> ask the old man how to summon the deceiver.

Atma


Crankit

> use that fire trick to burn the vines holding the staff

Atma


7thBatallion

> Grab the staff, get the fuck out of there.

Atma



rcman50166

> hide staff in anus

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Tea Party Crasher

> wrap staff in the human skin

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Taffer

> go east

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cock hero flux

> using vines bind the corpses together into a giant flesh/plant golem

Atma

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