Pawn 17
> Consult NSA files on "The Deceiver" to look for any weaknesses
Insertnamehere31
> Check inventory for birth certificate
cock hero flux
hold on we never checked in the small hut at the very start
> let's go back and do that, and grab some beer on the way
HBar
> "This is torture. I'm going to close this prison."
> Go to small hut
> Never close prisonwilderthanmild
> Ask Joe Biden where it all went wrong.
Atma
malder
> Release the prisoners and command them to join you. Give Bob the bow, his wife the whip. Attach wings to golem. Continue west.
Poland Springs
Also we need to inform the angels they will henceforth be known as Bob and Bob's wife.
Atma
Accretionist
> go as far to the left as possible.
Atma
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