Pompous Englishman posted:
Make your way to the Internet Control Break Room.
There are two doors. Which one do I enter?
DriveMeCrazy posted:
Knock on both, then run a short ways away and hide until you see who opens it!
I have knocked on both doors. Retreating...
A human has emerged from the room on the right!
Serisothikos posted:
Approach the human and offer a compliment. You catch more Xxritthi flies with sugar than with vinegar!
"Nice ass!"
It replies with, "What are you talking about, Max?"
EPS posted:
Attempt to lure the human out of the doorway. Offer him the Fuck as a gift.
"Would you like Fuck?"
The human is now more confused. It also enquires where I received my "crazy getup".
The Letter A posted:
This human appears very unhappy. Perhaps he requires nourishment. Force-feed him the Fuck and enter the room.
Fuck fed to human.
I have entered the room.
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