This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons attribute the wrong quotes to the right people.

Fnoigy

"Great quality at low, low prices!" ~ Steve Jobs


BetterTasteThnU
"Creating intentionally stupid shit always cheers me up, second only to watching people hurt themselves."~ Johnny Knoxville


Xmas Future
"Can a nigga get a table dance?" ~ Stephen Hawking


Fenderbender
"I'm gay" ~ Hitler

CannedMacabre
"Marriage is leading cause of divorce." ~ Hitler


Yoya
"I come in peace" ~ Duke Nukem

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