"If the bees disappeared, humanity would collapse in 5 years." ~ Albert Einstein
"Don't you have a slanket to fill with your farts?" ~ James Joyce
"What? I'm eating a hot dog. What's wrong with you?" ~ Sigmund Freud
"I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!" ~ George W Bush
"Today, I was thinking..." ~ George W. Bush
"Yes, but I feel..." ~ Dick Cheney
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.