Space Detective can't wait for the next period of art class where Mr Jenkins is going to teach the students the exciting role that genitalia can play in your drawings.

Just the very idea of a "Monster" which is somehow attracted to "Cookies" is simply so dumb I want to slap Sushi Racer in the face for even thinking of a concept so implausible.

The animated version of Marley and Me by ThursdayBySix was deemed a terrible disaster and children all over the country are now scarred for life.

This week's final contribution comes from tooms, who conveyed an incredibly life-like recreation of my local bar around Happy Hour.

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– Craig "Russ" Russell

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