bLoody_jok3r gets us started.
Don't open bLoody_jok3r's door when he's talking a shower or he'll scream like a little girl!
I bet your friend was the happiest guy in the world the day Code Red was launched, bLoody_jok3r.
Maybe it's time for contacts, Armourking.
Better than than mono, Bad Sneakers.
I guess my irrational fear is that girls actually do those things at all, Blender Rabbit.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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