Guardian 585's Carebears better start caring about the laws of physics, fast.
According to Zen Master, there are no heroes in the ghetto after all.
Hamburgers were only a gateway drug according to HAL Capone.
Hanibalicious makes us an offer we'd rather refuse.
You're not going to inherit any of his riches that way, K7 Avenger!
Blaine the Train's Woody finds himself caught in Book 2 of Dark Tower.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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